In V-Carded's most WTF moment yet, writer/comedian J. Chris Newberg explains how he lost his virginity 8 years before he learned how to masturbate! But it's all good, he was too busy stalking the girl he gave it up to anyway. Get ready for adventures with weapons-grade blue balls. Follow Chris on Instagram and Twitter: @thechrisarmy, and check out his website at www.thechrisarmy.com for tour dates, videos and everything else you want to know!
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